UNJUSTLY ELIMINATED TOP MODEL CONTESTANT JANE RANDALL ’12 LOVES SLEEP, HATES STAIRS. WE’D WRITE MORE ABOUT HER BUT WE’RE TOO UPSET RIGHT NOW. JUST READ THIS SURVEY OR SOMETHING WHILE WE GO PUT A VOODOO HEX ON TYRA. OK? OK.
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Name: Jane Randall
Age: 20
Major: History
Hometown: Baltimore, MD
Eating club/residential college affiliation: Cottage
Who’s your favorite Princetonian, living or dead, real or fictional?
Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in Princeton?
Anything post-Street.
In one sentence, what do you actually do all day?
Sleep.
What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Radio Disney
What’s your favorite article of clothing (that you own)?
Anything purple.
What’s the last student performance you saw?
The [Shakespeare] production that was put on in the New Butler amphitheater last year. I could see it all from my room.
What’s the best place on campus for a photoshoot?
Cuyler – I think Ralph Lauren actually shot an ad in the courtyard two summers ago.
What makes you laugh?
South Park.
What makes you cry?
The idea of actually working one day.
Do you know all the words to Old Nassau?
Nope.
Small World or Starbucks?
Starbucks always.
What’s your drink?
Coffee
What’s hanging above your desk and/or bed?
Above my bed there’s a poster of Britney Spears (circa 2004) & the Bieber’s hanging next to my desk.
Where do you do your best thinking?
Driving in the car.
When’s bedtime?
The real question is when am I not lying in my bed.
What’s your personal anthem?
Anything Britney.
Where is the worst place on campus?
Any place above the second floor – it’s just not worth it.
Who is your mortal enemy?
Sue Sylvester
When’s the last time you used cash?
10 minutes ago when I went to Target. Apparently I forgot to bring sheets with me back to school.
In 25 years, I will be…
45
What makes someone a Princetonian?
Someone who knows reunions are every year.